The crown has 30 days to appeal a decision in an Ontario (Canadian) court, which acquitted a 33 year old man of sexually assaulting a woman he met at a party. The victim woke to the man having sex with her. He only confessed after discovering he was wearing a condom. Tip: confessions... they are a no no... think: "shit, I will screw myself up so say nothing". In a bid to save this guy, the defence sends in some weird psychiatrist who comes up with a wonderful disease called.. sexsomnia. Yes... sexsomnia... it's involuntary sexual behaviour during sleep. o.O He was acquitted, but why? Because you can only be accountable for voluntary actions, and here, it was shown that his sex wasn't voluntary due to SEXSOMNIA.
Things just get more ridiculous. First, sexsomnia, now, the ever-increasing rise in house prices... I think in Sydney, the median house price is approximately $500,000. Put that money into better use, guys- with that money, you can buy 25,000 acres on the moon! That's right... for the price of $500,000+$1.51 lunar tax, you can claim 25,000 acres on that big piece of cheese out there XD For that price, you get the deed, the Bill of Rights and Constitution for your little sovereign state and a site map too! What value for money... it also comes with a 30-day money back guarantee~ wow XD Don't miss this opportunity at MoonShop.
benny | Saturday, December 03, 2005 
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Sexsomnia?! In the words of one of my best mates, "that is some weird shizz!"
As for the MoonShop...wtf is lunar tax?!
...Nope. boredom is still here. damnit.