Tonight I'm going to gazette and enact s13 of the Benji Act 2006...
... it is a criminal offence for Benji's weight to decrease substantially at any time, although there may be mitigating circumstances. Penalty units: 300
It has no retrospective application, meaning that it will not incriminate me for any past acts. I will not be held liable for losing my 5kgs this time, but won't be so lucky next time =D
So I am wrestling with my inner demons: to sleep or not to sleep. It is somewhat evil, that I find myself amused and somewhat excited that I am heading into Day 2 of not sleeping, which is in fact, Day 3 if you come to think about it.
In fact, I can't think right now. By product of thinking too much, or my brain is slowly losing its capacity to produce thinking chemicals, horOmones i think =P
Anyway, I could do with a strawberry milkshake right now. The ones with real strawberries! Maybe my fasting has indeed come to an end. I think I can feel hunger now, my brain finally doing something right- producing stomach horOmones XD
benny | Friday, June 23, 2006 
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I actually don't mind that =P SHOW ME THE MILKSHAKES XD
Or it might just be better if I eat 300 meals a day lol
benny |
Friday, June 23, 2006 2:14:00 am
300 penalty units = foregoing $300 worth of your shopping money! XD
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Friday, June 23, 2006 3:22:00 am
mmm strawberry milkshake..
mmmm strawberries.. with pancakes. oh and ice cream
i feel like pancakes =DD
hey just noticed your side panel..
i think you should your "act" because the statements don't really make sense =(
jenfa |
Friday, June 23, 2006 10:04:00 am
Jen: strawberry milkshake and pancakes yeaaa! =D
Jase: a penalty unit is actually 110 dollars lol. I can't do the maths...
benny |
Friday, June 23, 2006 4:28:00 pm
penalty 300 units....hmm as in you have to drink 300 strawberry milkshakes in the event of a breach? muahahha