Benny's guide to healthy eating:
When you crack an egg, stare at the yolk and ask yourself, "is the yolk red?"
If it's a nice orangey red colour, you must be thinking, "wow, that's a really nice egg!"
NO!
You are wrong.
There may be a problem =O
It could be contaminated with 蘇丹紅 (4-aminoazobenzene), which in otherwords is a carcinogen.
Be careful!
The duck may give you cancer.
When you see a fish that splashes around, ask yourself, "is it abnormally healthy?"
Or you might see an eel wriggling in the water looking perfectly fine.
If they are, then there might be a problem.
It might be contaminated with 孔雀石綠 (malachite green), which is a mutagenic. *horrified*
Be careful!
The fish might give you liver cancer.
Benny's guide to nirvana:
Life as a monk really is one of commitment and sacrifice. A 35 year old Buddhist monk in Thailand chopped off his penis with a machete after he got an erection during meditation. He declined to have it reattached as he had renounced all earthly cares.
Now consider your own wordly cares.
benny | Sunday, November 26, 2006 
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